Dustin Slane

Endorsed Whitelisted
Sys Admin
Jun 11, 2017
As fast as the cold front surrounding the island of San Andreas appeared, it seems it has disappeared just as fast. We here at the Weasel News Desk are certain it has something to do with the incident in Sandy Shores a couple of days ago.

As we all know, Santa Claus was chased out of Sandy Shores with gunfire just this Christmas eve after allegedly attempting to take a local woman's "snow flake supply" out of her stocking when filling it up with coals. Authorities are unaware as to why exactly the substance was allegedly stored in the stocking in the first place, or why Santa allegedly attempted to take it with him.
This then angered the local neighbors and a quick posse was formed. Armed to the teeth with what authorities called "some Merryweather shit or sumthing", the mad crowd started shooting at Santa and his sleigh. Santa had to waddle for his life to a nearby police cruiser to be evacuated.
The posse then proceeded to loot the sleigh of all it's valuables, leaving the coal behind.

With all the reindeer either killed or missing, Santa told sources that he had to resort to his backup plan of running a small steam engine to get back to his house. Said steam engine is reportedly from the 1800s and was rolling coal like a small herd of rednecks in their oversized trucks.

In other news, D-Bay and BragsList are reporting record sales numbers of mainly Sandy Shores residents. The CEO of D-Bay responded with the following quote: "STONKS!".

General Updates:
  • The server weather has been changed back from snow & ice to the previous pattern
  • The Alamo Sea is no longer covered in ice
  • Updated FiveM server to match client version

Police & EMS Updates:
  • Fixed UC Coquette Engine Sound
  • Fixed UC Fleet Performance Mods
  • Improved top speed in Polmav (Air-1 / MedEvac-1)

PDM Updates:

Pricing changes for the following vehicles:
  • Declasse Tornados
  • Karin Sultan Classic
  • Lampadati Michelli GT
  • Invetero Coquette Classic
  • Pegassi Monroe
  • Declasse Voodoo Custom
  • Vapid Dominator
  • Vapid Dominator GTX
  • Declasse Moonbeam

New Vehicles added to PDM:
  • Declasse Tornado Custom
  • Ocelot Swinger
  • Grotti Stinger
  • Benefactor Stirling GT
  • Invetero Coquette Blackfin
Vehicles removed for purchase from PDM:
  • Declasse Tornado Mariachi
  • Lampadati Viseris

Vehicle Handling Update:
Again thanks to @SerMighty who has been working hard on trying to tune the handling just right.

Handling Changes for the following vehicles in these categories:

Law Enforcement & Emergency Medical Services
  • Camaro
  • Charger
  • Taurus
  • CVPI
  • Explorer
  • Tahoe
  • EMS Tahoe
  • All UC Vehicles

Sports Classics Category
  • Cheburek
  • Savestra
  • Fagaloa
  • Zion Classic
  • Manana
  • 190z
  • Retinue
  • Penumbra FF
  • Nebula Turbo
  • Peyote
  • Deluxo
  • Tornado (All Variants)
  • Sultan Classic
  • GT500
  • Michelli GT
  • Rapid GT Classic
  • Casco
  • Cheetah Classic
  • Pigalle
  • Coquette Classic
  • Ardent
  • Mamba
  • Flash GT
  • Torero
  • Stinger GT
  • Infernus Classic
  • Monroe
  • Turismo Classic
  • Gauntlet Classic

Muscle Category
  • Tampa
  • Rat-Loader
  • Chino
  • Virgo
  • Faction
  • Faction Custom
  • Chino Custom
  • Stallion
  • Virgo Classic
  • Voodoo
  • Virgo Classic Custom
  • Moonbeam
  • Rat-Truck
  • Slamvan
  • Slamvan (Lost)
  • Picador
  • Slamvan Custom
  • Dukes
  • Hermes
  • Action Custom Donk
  • Moonbeam Custom
  • Vigero
  • Phoenix
  • Buccaneer
  • Hotknife
  • Impaler
  • Lurcher
  • Yosemite
  • Clique
  • Ruiner
  • Gauntlet
  • Voodoo Custom
  • Blade
  • Buccaneer Custom
  • Hustler
  • Dominator
  • Nightshade
  • Sabre Turbo
  • Dominator GTX
  • Sabre Turbo Custom
  • Tulip
  • Vamos
  • Coquette Blackfin
  • Ellie
  • Deviant
  • Hellfire
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